'The days kind of blend'

My wife's cousin, Kate Levitt, the drummer for the Balitmore band Teeth Mountain, puts in a brilliant performance on Judge Judy, where she alleges that a house guest killed her cat by hurling a TV set across her living room. The story, according to the Balitmore City Paper, is made up, an attempt to "parody art-hipster culture via a case about a dead cat for a daytime television audience that could probably give a shit less about art-hipster culture." (The paper's evidence that cousin Kate's cat, if it ever existed, is still meowing around? "come the fuck on, just watch it.")